Charles H. Roast – Medium

Charles H. Roast

Charles H. Roast
in
Crow’s Feet

Maudlin-ing Through The Day as a New, Joyful Senior Citizen, Pissing Everyone Off

Mawkishly, I say. Mawkishly.

3 min readNov 4, 2022

--

3

Maudlin-ing Through The Day as a New, Joyful Senior Citizen, Pissing Everyone Off

--

3

Charles H. Roast

To All Publications: Thank You, But I Am Withdrawing My Stories From Your Publications And Closing…

I am doing this for personal reasons, so please don’t take it personally.

2 min readMar 13, 2022

--

23

To All Publications: Thank You, But I Am Withdrawing My Stories From Your Publications And Closing…

--

23

Charles H. Roast
in
The Haven

Woman Caught Breastfeeding Her Cat on An Airplane

People. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ‘em.

4 min readDec 12, 2021

--

2

Woman Caught Breastfeeding Her Cat on An Airplane

--

2

Charles H. Roast
in
Hello, Love

Don’t Start Your Immersion Blender Until It’s In the Soup

And other fascinating life facts I’ve learned recently.

3 min readNov 27, 2021

--

2

Don’t Start Your Immersion Blender Until It’s In the Soup

--

2

Charles H. Roast

Vaccine Card Showdown At Carmine’s : Righteous Outrage or Black Privilege?

That question needs to be answered before the riots begin.

5 min readSep 25, 2021

--

4

Vaccine Card Showdown At Carmine’s : Righteous Outrage or Black Privilege?

--

4

Charles H. Roast
in
ILLUMINATION-Curated

The Wealthiest Firms In The World Are Outbidding You For That Perfect Home In Small Town, USA

How can you possibly compete for that first home? Better have a lot of cash.

6 min readSep 23, 2021

--

4

The Wealthiest Firms In The World Are Outbidding You For That Perfect Home In Small Town, USA

--

4

Charles H. Roast
in
ILLUMINATION

I’m Failing My 30 Articles In 30 Days Challenge

Please don’t tell my Mom!

3 min readSep 16, 2021

--

2

I’m Failing My 30 Articles In 30 Days Challenge

--

2

Charles H. Roast
in
Voices in My Head

Public Service Announcement To White, Educated, Wealthy, Insured Republican Anti-Vaxxers: If You…

That should get their attention!

5 min readSep 15, 2021

--

1

Public Service Announcement To White, Educated, Wealthy, Insured Republican Anti-Vaxxers: If You…

--

1

Charles H. Roast
in
Hello, Love

Dear Dating App: Goodbye. It’s Not You, It’s Me.

No. It’s you. It’s definitely you.

4 min readSep 13, 2021

--

10

Dear Dating App: Goodbye. It’s Not You, It’s Me.

--

10

Charles H. Roast
in
Voices in My Head

I Recently Learned About #notallmen: What The Hell’s Wrong With Tall Men?

I am triggered and highly offended.

4 min readSep 12, 2021

--

4

I Recently Learned About #notallmen: What The Hell’s Wrong With Tall Men?

--

4

Charles H. Roast

Charles H. Roast

The “real” me, released into the wild, unashamedly blunt, politically incorrect, brutally honest(in a nice way), funny, and still lovable. And still anonymous.

Following

See all (1,024)

Help
Status
About
Careers
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams