I almost. .

Charles H. Roast

·Apr 2

I almost. . .almost. . .feel insulted. I only use Nokia flip phones. Motorola?!?!? Phssst! And 'Coon Soup is the best! And, we can make hats out of the fur, just like Daniel Boone.

I didn’t think people that low even had cell phones with apps on them. I assumed they’re all sitting in the backwoods shooting raccoons and using Motorola flip-phones.

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