Naw, my voice sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard. You know what a chalkboard is, right? Or are you too young? Okay, think of Gilbert Gottfried, only raspy and higher pitched.

The “real” me, released into the wild, unashamedly blunt, politically incorrect, brutally honest(in a nice way), funny, and still lovable. And still anonymous.

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