Nicely done, as usual. This is the very idea that scares me about my upcoming divorce. But, honestly, I have never lived alone and am SO looking forward to it. But I fear the financial hit. So, I have decided to start stripping at the old folks homes. I figure their eyesight is so bad, they won’t really be able to see much (even with good eyesight, if I were honest), but they’d be happy for the distraction. Also, maybe they’d mistake a twenty for a single once in a while. I don’t know, just an idea. You can steal it if you want.

The “real” me, released into the wild, unashamedly blunt, politically incorrect, brutally honest(in a nice way), funny, and still lovable. And still anonymous.

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